Best Years of My Life

A famous speaker said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”

Audience was shocked. The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!” (Laughter and Applause)

A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!”

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally said “…and I can’t remember who she was!” and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.

Moral: Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste!